Thursday, December 5, 2013

Week 10 BOC Lawyer Jokes

Week 10 BOC: Lawyer Jokes

1.       1. When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?                                                                                          When his lips are shut.               

2.       2. What do you call an honest lawyer?                                                                                                                                                         An oxymoron.


1.       1. How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
Shoot him before he hits the water


2.     2.   Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?                                                      It's called, Sosumi.

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